“If I have to tell you who Morgan Fairchild is, GTFO.”

“Don’t try to hit me up with this Jesus Jones line I’ve heard a million times before.”

“This appears to be a rip-off of Mean Girls.”

“Influencers don’t dress like that!”

“They used sixteen different babies in this movie.”

“This is a full-blown irresponsible single mom story.”

“America has a real boner for a ‘weird girl’.”

“They only had three hours to shoot this.”

“This movie came through, in a lot of ways.”

“That is… NOT hot.”

“We’ve all dreamed of the day we can come back with a brand-new face.”

“This is definitely a New Hampshire/Vermont/Delaware type of situation.”

“Lifetime feeds the people!”

“This is clearly a private funded movie.”