7 Things to Do Before I’m 30 (S5E9)

7 Things to Do Before I’m 30 (S5E9)

Part 1:

“America has a real boner for a ‘weird girl’.”

Molls and producer Samee Junio get into 7 Things to Do Before I’m 30. Find out from the jump why this movie reminds Molls of 500 Days of Summer, what is “too soon” for an engagement, the mom’s wild comments, and so much more! 

Part 2:

“This is supposed to be a whole-ass comedy.”

Molls and Samee are back to wrap up the second half of 7 Things do Do Before I’m 30. They share notes they took while watching and reflect on the scripted jokes. They also wonder what people are really doing with a cupcake tree (let Molls know, will ya?). Oh, and you’ll really enjoy the breakdown of this movie on our rating scale!

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Suburban Swingers Club (S5E8)

Suburban Swingers Club (S5E8)

Part 1:

“They only had three hours to shoot this.”

Molls invites the Editor in Chief of The Ankler, Richard Rushfield, to keep Sexy November going with Suburban Swingers Club!

Join them as they discuss the Devil’s Snow Globe theory, learn what a suburban swingers club is and isn’t (according to Lifetime, that is), the LA setting, and much more.

Part 2:

Molls and Richard Rushfield wrap up the rest of Suburban Swingers Club. They question the neighborhood’s circle of trust, discuss a sound that truly haunts Molls, and more. Stick around to hear where this lands on our rating scale!

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From Straight A’s to XXX (S5E7)

From Straight A’s to XXX (S5E7)

Part 1:

“This movie came through, in a lot of ways.”

This week, Molls and friend of the pod/returning guest Troy McEady get into Straight A’s to XXX, a film based on the true story of a woman who turned to porn to pay for her college education!

Although this film is not co-signed by the real Belle Knox/Miriam Weeks, we still stan. Enjoy this journey with Molls and Troy – hear who truly victimized Troy during his viewing, see a prosthetic makeup moment or two, and so much more.

Part 2:

Molls and Troy are back to finish up Straight A’s to XXX. Enjoy their take on the rest of this film, journalistic integrity, the aftermath of Belle’s identity being discovered by co-eds and her family, and much more!

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12 Men of Christmas (S5E6)

12 Men of Christmas (S5E6)

Part 1:

“That is… NOT hot.”

Molls jump-starts the holiday season by inviting David and Joe (hosts of our very own Patreon-exclusive show 12 Months of Christmasto check out 12 Men of Christmas, starring Kristin Chenoweth. 

They start off with some fun, quick theater stories before moving into a discussion about the film. Join them as they enjoy E.J.’s journey as a big city #bossbabe promoting a charity calendar in a rural setting (and a Masked Singer prediction). Come back next week to hear where this landed on our rating scale!

Part 2:

Molls, David, and Joe are back for the rest of 12 Men of Christmas! Enjoy descriptions of the men our main character is working with, the script quality, and how Molls really feels about this film. 

Stick around to hear David & Joe’s fave Christmas films and where this lands on our rating scale, and a reminder on the origin of why they decided to cover this movie. 

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A Face to Kill For (S5E5)

A Face to Kill For (S5E5)

“We’ve all dreamed of the day we can come back with a brand-new face.”

Molls welcomes back Ben Mandelker to chat about a thrilling 90s Lifetime film, A Face to Kill For, starring Crystal Bernard. 

Before getting into the movie, they start with a nice little creationism song by Crystal and her sister, Crystal’s Wings stardom, and a lovely Crash Test Dummies moment.

Join Molls and Ben for this true horse girl and beige journey as they enjoy Bernard’s hard work on this film (including the continuity of her southern accent, among other things).

Part 2:

Molls and Ben return to wrap up A Face to Kill For. Tune in for some pretty important turtle facts, what the movie really should have been titled, fun tangents, and much more. Enjoy the LOLs and stick around to hear where this lands on our official rating scale!

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Murder in New Hampshire (S5E4)

Murder in New Hampshire (S5E4)

Part 1:

“This is definitely a New Hampshire/Vermont/Delaware type of situation.”

Molls invites her new friend El Rey (@elrey on Twitter & Instagram) to chat about a based on a true story, Lifetime classic – Murder in New Hampshire, starring Helen Hunt!

They start with discussing the case of Pamela Smart, an Ariana Grande relation, a quick discussion of some 80s metal/hair bands (and a sick air guitar moment), and so much more to LOL about. 

Part 2:

Molls & El Rey are back to wrap up Murder in New Hampshire!

They continue to cover the wild “affair” Pam had with Billy while enjoying the theme of devil’s (yet v sexual) music throughout the film. They also throw in a little comparison of Pam & Billy with Kylie Jenner & Travis Scott and a little zodiac sign discussion for your listening pleasure.

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