12 Men of Christmas (S5E6)

12 Men of Christmas (S5E6)

Part 1:

“That is… NOT hot.”

Molls jump-starts the holiday season by inviting David and Joe (hosts of our very own Patreon-exclusive show 12 Months of Christmasto check out 12 Men of Christmas, starring Kristin Chenoweth. 

They start off with some fun, quick theater stories before moving into a discussion about the film. Join them as they enjoy E.J.’s journey as a big city #bossbabe promoting a charity calendar in a rural setting (and a Masked Singer prediction). Come back next week to hear where this landed on our rating scale!

Part 2: Available October 20!

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A Face to Kill For (S5E5)

A Face to Kill For (S5E5)

“We’ve all dreamed of the day we can come back with a brand-new face.”

Molls welcomes back Ben Mandelker to chat about a thrilling 90s Lifetime film, A Face to Kill For, starring Crystal Bernard. 

Before getting into the movie, they start with a nice little creationism song by Crystal and her sister, Crystal’s Wings stardom, and a lovely Crash Test Dummies moment.

Join Molls and Ben for this true horse girl and beige journey as they enjoy Bernard’s hard work on this film (including the continuity of her southern accent, among other things).

Part 2:

Molls and Ben return to wrap up A Face to Kill For. Tune in for some pretty important turtle facts, what the movie really should have been titled, fun tangents, and much more. Enjoy the LOLs and stick around to hear where this lands on our official rating scale!

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Murder in New Hampshire (S5E4)

Murder in New Hampshire (S5E4)

Part 1:

“This is definitely a New Hampshire/Vermont/Delaware type of situation.”

Molls invites her new friend El Rey (@elrey on Twitter & Instagram) to chat about a based on a true story, Lifetime classic – Murder in New Hampshire, starring Helen Hunt!

They start with discussing the case of Pamela Smart, an Ariana Grande relation, a quick discussion of some 80s metal/hair bands (and a sick air guitar moment), and so much more to LOL about. 

Part 2:

Molls & El Rey are back to wrap up Murder in New Hampshire!

They continue to cover the wild “affair” Pam had with Billy while enjoying the theme of devil’s (yet v sexual) music throughout the film. They also throw in a little comparison of Pam & Billy with Kylie Jenner & Travis Scott and a little zodiac sign discussion for your listening pleasure.

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Cyber Seduction (S5E3)

Cyber Seduction (S5E3)

Part 1:

“Lifetime feeds the people!”

Molls welcomes friend and comedian Nate Fisher to enjoy a v porny Lifetime jam – Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life.

While this movie is hard to find (if we could guess it’s likely due to the entire plot?), they chat about how the early 2000s fashion is reminiscent of 1995 (think Clueless), enjoy the double entendre of Justin’s screen name, briefly discuss internet porn in the early days of the web, and have so much more to LOL about.

Part 2:

Molls and friend/comedian Nate Fisher are back to finish up the rest of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life. Enjoy some discussion about how much porn is too much porn and therapy, internet search history, Nate’s favorite state flag, and how this movie fares on our rating scale.

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She Fought Alone (S5E2)

She Fought Alone (S5E2)

Part 1:

“This is a really upsetting movie.”

Molls invites friend and legit film critic, Katie Walsh, to discuss one of the most iconic made-for-TV movies of the 90s: She Fought Alone, starring Brian Austin Green and Tiffani Amber Theissen (aka BAG & TAT).

The ladies enjoy 90s fashion, a trip through the pages of IMDB, Blues Traveler, and much more.

Part 2:

“Like Degrassi, she fucking went there.”

Molls and Katie are back to wrap up She Fought Alone, the BAG & TAT classic of the 90s. They chat about how this movie was ahead of its time, the various (probably felonious) crimes committed in this film, some bonus Juno Temple content, and where it inevitably lands on our rating scale.

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Boyfriend Killer (S5E1)

Boyfriend Killer (S5E1)

Part 1:

“This is clearly a private funded movie.”

To kick off Season 5, Molls welcomes back one of our favorite guests, Ronnie Karam, for a journey into Boyfriend Killer – a lovely Lifetime thriller!

Molls and Ronnie start with a quick chat about the actors in the film before jumping into the film. Scene-by-scene, Molls and Ronnie enjoy the performance of the actors, the classic Lifetime juxtaposition, and share many laughs as they recap this for your listening pleasure.

Part 2:

Molls and Ronnie are back to wrap up Boyfriend Killer! Come for the continued LOLs; stay to hear where this landed on our rating scale!

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