Mommy Group Murder (S5E11)

Mommy Group Murder (S5E11)

“They used sixteen different babies in this movie.”
We’re back from holiday break and ready to get it poppin’, Nacho Experts!
This week, Molls gets into Mommy Group Murder with her friend and writer/producer Todd Greenwald.
Find out what role Molls would want if she had to be a teacher, Todd’s experience with real mommy groups and what he has against cats, and much more.
Come back next week to hear how this movie ends and where it lands on our rating scale!

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I Almost Married a Serial Killer (S5E10)

I Almost Married a Serial Killer (S5E10)

Part 1:

“This is a full-blown irresponsible single mom story.”

Molls gets into I Almost Married a Serial Killer with the hosts of 2 Girls on a Bench, Tricia and Siana!

This is a newer Lifetime movie, and don’t worry – the ladies will point out how you can tell throughout the episode! There are unanswered questions (like how does the main character afford the giant house she lives in?), some talk about Lifetime writing and being a parent, and a very… sketchy moment that will definitely make you LOL.

Bonus: enjoy this sketch as shown in the film!

Sketch

Part 2:

Molls and 2 Girls on a Bench, Tricia and Siana, are back to finish this insane movie! They poke holes in (and share laughs about) the ridiculous plot, chat about the aesthetic of the WitSec house, speculate what could really happen at a PTA meeting, and discuss the bad decisions Camille continues to make.

Enjoy the dive into the rating scale – we know you’ll understand why this movie received the rating it did!

Happy Holidays to you, Nacho Experts! We’ll be back in 2020!

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7 Things to Do Before I’m 30 (S5E9)

7 Things to Do Before I’m 30 (S5E9)

Part 1:

“America has a real boner for a ‘weird girl’.”

Molls and producer Samee Junio get into 7 Things to Do Before I’m 30. Find out from the jump why this movie reminds Molls of 500 Days of Summer, what is “too soon” for an engagement, the mom’s wild comments, and so much more! 

Part 2:

“This is supposed to be a whole-ass comedy.”

Molls and Samee are back to wrap up the second half of 7 Things do Do Before I’m 30. They share notes they took while watching and reflect on the scripted jokes. They also wonder what people are really doing with a cupcake tree (let Molls know, will ya?). Oh, and you’ll really enjoy the breakdown of this movie on our rating scale!

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Suburban Swingers Club (S5E8)

Suburban Swingers Club (S5E8)

Part 1:

“They only had three hours to shoot this.”

Molls invites the Editor in Chief of The Ankler, Richard Rushfield, to keep Sexy November going with Suburban Swingers Club!

Join them as they discuss the Devil’s Snow Globe theory, learn what a suburban swingers club is and isn’t (according to Lifetime, that is), the LA setting, and much more.

Part 2:

Molls and Richard Rushfield wrap up the rest of Suburban Swingers Club. They question the neighborhood’s circle of trust, discuss a sound that truly haunts Molls, and more. Stick around to hear where this lands on our rating scale!

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From Straight A’s to XXX (S5E7)

From Straight A’s to XXX (S5E7)

Part 1:

“This movie came through, in a lot of ways.”

This week, Molls and friend of the pod/returning guest Troy McEady get into Straight A’s to XXX, a film based on the true story of a woman who turned to porn to pay for her college education!

Although this film is not co-signed by the real Belle Knox/Miriam Weeks, we still stan. Enjoy this journey with Molls and Troy – hear who truly victimized Troy during his viewing, see a prosthetic makeup moment or two, and so much more.

Part 2:

Molls and Troy are back to finish up Straight A’s to XXX. Enjoy their take on the rest of this film, journalistic integrity, the aftermath of Belle’s identity being discovered by co-eds and her family, and much more!

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12 Men of Christmas (S5E6)

12 Men of Christmas (S5E6)

Part 1:

“That is… NOT hot.”

Molls jump-starts the holiday season by inviting David and Joe (hosts of our very own Patreon-exclusive show 12 Months of Christmasto check out 12 Men of Christmas, starring Kristin Chenoweth. 

They start off with some fun, quick theater stories before moving into a discussion about the film. Join them as they enjoy E.J.’s journey as a big city #bossbabe promoting a charity calendar in a rural setting (and a Masked Singer prediction). Come back next week to hear where this landed on our rating scale!

Part 2:

Molls, David, and Joe are back for the rest of 12 Men of Christmas! Enjoy descriptions of the men our main character is working with, the script quality, and how Molls really feels about this film. 

Stick around to hear David & Joe’s fave Christmas films and where this lands on our rating scale, and a reminder on the origin of why they decided to cover this movie. 

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